For months now, my mum has been telling the kiddiewinks she has eyes in the back of her head. Largely, this has been said to stop them winding each other up in the car on the school runs but seems little man has been mulling it over for some time…
While at a farm cottage in Holmesfirth for new year, he asked my mum to go upstairs to wipe his bum when he had a poo. (Lucky her). While mum was stood at the door waiting, he said
“Granny, what’s that behind you”
Mum turned around and said “nothing”
“See! I knew you didn’t have eyes in the back of your head”

One nil to kiddiewink 2! It had us chuckling for days. Clever little monkey!